May222013

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

(via emergingasjude)

7AM
7AM

mintsmintsmints:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

(Source: democracykills, via panic-at-the-doctor)

7AM
7AM

Call of Duty got a playable dog character before it got any playable women characters

brotherentropy:

tsunderisse:

geoomega:

because it’s marketed more to men than to women

you’re a misogynist.

i like the implication that men find it easier to emotionally connect to a dog than a woman and that that’s for some reason not an extremely fucked up thing about our culture

(via onemillionyearsunacceptable)

1AM
1AM

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

(via panic-at-the-doctor)

12AM
12AM

arachnis-deathicus:

guiltyhipster:

The Victoria and Albert Museum in London has had free admission since it’s opening in 1852 because Prince Albert believed that access to knowledge and culture shouldn’t have a price. Prince Albert was a bro, ya’ll. 

^ this

(via gothslothasylumfun)

May212013

(Source: snow-on-the-throne, via repogirl)

11PM

My mom hired a transgender girl this week...

  • Co-worker: Did you know she's really a guy?
  • Mom: Not when I hired her but yes, I am aware now.
  • Co-worker: How could you hire someone like that?
  • Mom: Easy, she's adorable and more than capable of doing the job.
  • Co-worker: Well as a mother, I am appalled that he's allowed to work somewhere with people's children.
  • My mom: Listen here lady, that IS someone's child you're talking about. You are an adult. Stop acting like a child. SHE is a wonderful GIRL.
  • Co-Worker: Well I just don't feel safe sharing a bathroom with her.
  • Mom: Okay, she's transgender, not some kind of sexual predator. She's not going to attack you in the bathroom. She's obviously a better person than you. You know what? Why don't you go complain to management about it because your ignorance and hate is really pissing me off.
  • Seriously guys.... My mom is AMAZING.
11PM

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

(via waywardvictoriansnark)

11PM

Women don’t have to:

  • be thin
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • have a vagina
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit

(via gothslothasylumfun)

11PM
11PM

Why I use social networks

modelcity:

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is for asking people what’s for homework

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is there for stalking celebrities

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is for listening to music

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and tumblr is my life .

(via letsrevitup)

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